I'm in Rain Man mode today.. Forgive me.

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05/01/2014 at 11:57 • Filed to: None

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I've fixated on this GMC ad with the sub. When those things bash through the ice the fairwater planes on the sail are rotated 90deg straight up. Yet there's snow & ice on them after rotating back to normal position. I CALL BULLSHIT!! DECEPTIVE GMC MARKETING!!

*deep breath*

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
05/01/2014 at 11:58

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Never noticed how much the ad was targeted at Ford.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
05/01/2014 at 12:05

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Damn! Neither did I until you made me think about that...

I understand the aluminum will be good, but I have a feeling the majority of Americans will hate it.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
05/01/2014 at 12:07

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Yeah, that bugs me too, I spent a good deal of yesterday watching ice breaching videos and the fairwater planes are, as you said, either rotated 90 or retracted (or missing)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
05/01/2014 at 12:08

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I'm quite certain there was no incredible thinking here.

Also: there's not usually enough ice on the top of the sail to have fallen there either - I CHECKED - but there can be sometimes.

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Also: I found a picture of a polar bear dicking with the tail of USS Connecticut.

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
05/01/2014 at 12:09

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Buy a steel pickup! It's the material used in submarines; vehicles build to be heavy enough to sink!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden
05/01/2014 at 12:11

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But will they be neutrally buoyant?


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > For Sweden
05/01/2014 at 12:31

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I wonder if that GMC has a backup alarm that sounds like sonar pings?

"One ping only, Vasily..."